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How Cold Is It?

An annotated thermometer in degrees F
  • 60° F
    Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe).

  • 50° F
    Miami residents turn on the heat.

  • 40° F
    You can see your breath.
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    Minnesotans go swimming.

  • 35° F
    Italian cars don't start.

  • 32° F
    Water freezes.

  • 30° F
    You plan your vacation to Australia.
    Minnesotans put on T-shirts.
    Politicians begin to worry about the homeless.
    British cars don't start.
    Your boogers freeze.

  • 25° F
    Boston water freezes.
    Californians weep pitiably.
    Minnesotans eat ice cream.
    Canadians go swimming.

  • 20° F
    You can hear your breath.
    Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
    New York City water freezes.
    Miami residents plan vacation further south.

  • 15° F
    French cars don't start.
    You plan a vacation in Mexico.
    Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.

  • 10° F
    Too cold to ski.
    You need jumper cables to get the car going.

  • 5° F
    You plan your vacation in Houston.
    American cars don't start.

  • 0° F
    Alaskans put on T-shirts.
    Too cold to skate.

  • -10° F
    German cars don't start.
    Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

  • -15° F
    You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
    Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects.
    Miami residents cease to exist.

  • -20° F
    Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you.
    Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
    Minnesotans shovel snow off roof.
    Japanese cars don't start.

  • -25° F
    Too cold to think.
    You need jumper cables to get the driver going.

  • -30° F
    You plan a two week hot bath.
    The Mighty Monongahela freezes.
    Swedish cars don't start.

  • -40° F
    Californians disappear.
    Minnesotans button top button.
    Canadians put on sweaters
    Your car helps you plan your trip South.

  • -50° F
    Congressional hot air freeze.
    Alaskans close the bathroom window.

  • -80° F
    Hell freezes over.
    Polar bears move south.
    Green Bay Packer Fans put on their shirts.

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